Elephants can breath through their butts.

Masa bagi speech untuk 1-minute speech minggu lepas,I tak prepare apa satu jadah haram pon.Esok nak present baru hegeh-hegeh googled Google.Eh betul kan ayat ni?Lepas tu ahaaaaaaaa,*ada gambar mentol kat kepala* yes yes dah dapat idea dah nak bagi speech apa.Aku nak bagi fakta-fakta menarik je lah esok.Google,google,google dan nah amek kau.Terus 10 facts aku bagi.Harap-harap cecah la 1-minute tu.Konon nak baca lambat-lambat lah ,nak eja satu-satu word lah segala.

Esoknya,nah amek terus 5 minute ke apa tah speech I jadi nya.Before tu dah plan macam nak buat comel-comel sikit macam dalam radio ke tv apa tah.Yang macam "did you know that...bla bla",sambil tangan tunjuk huruf satu lebih kurang macam tu lah.Tak faham kan,ok bye.Tapi jadi macamni.

Did you know that,dolphin can sleep with one-eye.........*semua blurr sebab I berhenti kejap telan air liur.gulp gulp*..err open?*tiba-tiba diorang macam owhh..hahahaa.owhhh*.Seterusnya.

Second fact,did you know that elephant is the only mammal that can't jump and mosquitoes have 47 teeth.But then I was mistakenly pronounced the word teeth as thief.So lecturer tu macam blur?

"What did you said?What do nyamuk have?Thief?What thief?"

"La.thief...thieffffffff.u knowwww.Thieffffff.alaaa".Sambil I macam bodoh weh beria-ria ni tunjuk gigi I.Lepas ni kena belaja sebut betul-betul.Tskkk.

Third fact,it is impossible to lick your own elbow.

And the lecturer was like,Oh really ahh?Sambil gigih try jilat siku beliau.Nak jugak tu kann.

If you're able to then you're a major freakkkkko.Haha.Boleh tak cakap camtu.Pale hotak kau nak mati.

Bla bla bla and the last facts is,

Did you know that turtles can breath through their butts which apparently we can't.

Yang ni memang dia bantai gelak.Siap bagitau paling suka facts ni.

"Okay.Haha. Interesting. I never knew that."

Dan sebab itu lah my supposed to be 1-minute speech dah jadi 5-minute speech sebab setiap kali satu fact I bagi,mesti banyak persoalan dari lecturer dan silly things happened.

Dan dan Hanis lagi kelakar comel gila.Masa class tadi tiba-tiba beria-ria ni tanya I,

"Babe, apa lagi interesting facts you present haritu ahh.Sebab semalam kan I share dgn facts tu dengan kawan-kawan I diorang bantai gelak gila wehh.I cakap yang elephant can breath through their butts tuuu.Haha .Cepat lah.Apa lagi eh?

"Babe.I bukan cakap turtle ke?Bila masa dah tukar jadi elephant ni."

Habis kena bantai gelak.HAHAHA.Dah lah tengah dalam class lepastu duduk paling depan sekali paling depannnn.Macam kalau lecturer rasa nak baling projector tu dari tempat beliau confirm boleh tepat kena Hanis lah.Confirm.Memang confirm.Ok lah bye.

Raya dah?

When he loves you,you 'll know it.

If he don't,you'll get confused.

So its raya and I dont feel like celebrating it like the years before.I dont know what or which part is lacking maybe it is because of the fact that raya is only fun and exciting when we were kids.Or maybe because my clostest cousin is not around.Another sadness.Or maybe because of the saddest fact that I have tons of assignment that need to be settled before the precious holidays end.Dah lah 'things-to-do' list aku hilang.Memang kalau buat baru aku letak dari no satu sampai sepuluh TIDUR MAKAN TIDUR MAKAN je lah.Semalam selongkar kotak harta karun.Macam-macam jumpa.Resit beli barang kat Watsons tahun 2006 pon nak simpan tah ape tah.Jumpa surat cinta masa PLKN dulu.Rindu kawan PLKN.Hasbi.Walaupun kau macam haram mulut laser zaz zaz zaz segala tapi takpe,aku tiba-tiba rindu kau do.Fira lagi lah.
Melaka yang banyak kumpul cerita sedih,nak datang lagi boleh?