Sekarang dekat library.Whoahhhhh sikittttt.

Myra,awak tengah buat apa?Muka serius je.Mesti tengah tulis blog kan.Kalau awak tengah study mesti gelak-gelak.

I wanna believe in everything that you say
Cause it sounds so good
But if you really want me, move slow
There's things about me you just have to know
Sometimes I run
Sometimes I hide
Sometimes I'm scared of you
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right
Be with you day and night
Baby all I need is time.

Haihh.Banyak benda nak cakap,but I'm terrible in putting my thoughts into words.

Been listening two these two songs again and again and again.

'why do you let me stay here' and 'sugar town'.

Ohhhhhh.Sedap ah lagu ni.Rasa nak make love je dengan lagu ni.

Sugar rush baby

Sambil tunggu mihun goreng,nasi goreng ikan masin,nasi goreng kampung sampai.

Sambil sedut milo ais,vanilla coke,teh o ais.

Sambil masing-masing garu-garu sebab nyamuk beri gigitan cinta percuma.

"Babe,exam TITAS jawab betul salah betul salah je kan?"

"A'ah .Em contoh soalan dia camni.Hmmmm."

**senyap**

"Apa dia?"

"Jap ah.I tengah nak ingat ni."

**senyap**

"Ha okay.contah soalan,moral sama maksud dengan akhlak."

"Salah."

"Hmm.Betul."

"Ha?Betul ke salah?"

"Betul."

"Jawapan dia betul ke salah?Betul lah jawapan I salah?Ke jawapan dia betul?Tak tak.I jawab salah tu betul lah ke jawapan dia betul and I jawab salah?"

Kenapa aku kena berhadapan dengan perempuan gila ni hari-hari?

Cempeydak goreng

Okay babe.Truth or dare?

Berjalan dengan gagah dan buat-buat yakin pergi kaunter mcd.

"Selamat pagi.Makan sini atau take away?"

"Makan sini."

**Tahan gelak tahan gelak tahan gelak tahan tahannnn**

"Ok nak order apa?"

Tiba-tiba cuak tengok muka abang kaunter.

**Tahan tahan tahan tahan tahan tahannnnnnnnnnn**

"BANG!.SAYA NAK CEMPEDAK GORENG DENGAN SAMBAL BELACAN .SATU!"

OK BYE.

Minggu ini minggu gila.

This week,

I don't make my bed after waking up.I left it chaos.

I dropped my hp when I was trying to catch the stupid bus.

I dropped my laptop when I was walking and talking to a friend.Whoaaa.

I made my notes fly all over the class during my presentation.

I smile to strangers.

I slept at 4am because editing slides for the presentation gave me joy.

I'm addicted to milo ais and its creepy.I never ordered milo ais before.Never.

I get up at 5 in the morning not by choice because of the fear I might missed the morning class.Then I went back to sleep.

I get up at 6 in the morning not by choice because of the fear I might missed the morning class.Then I went back to sleep.

I get up at 10 and damn it I missed the morning class.

I had my evening shower at 1 in the morning because I'm too lazy to get off the bed.

I only wear my left contact lens as the other pair is ..missing I guess..Haha.

The credit is now RM0.00 as the dad macam buat-buat tak tahu.

I can't get into my room because I cant find the key.No,I left the key in the room.Nice.

I depend on my 24hour deodorant to please whoever around me the whole day.

And I turn my face over everytime I see you because I don't want you to see me in this mess.

Maybe I need a therapy.Food therapy pun macam best.

Perempuan feveret kite

Kalau keluar dengan perempuan sorang ni,mesti gusi i takkan pernah kering.Lepas tu dia hangkot sekali pulak kawan dia ke scandal ke lelaki simpanan ke apa tak tau lah.hikhikhik.Dapat pulak dua-dua suka dan sudi gelak bila I buat lawak yang selalu macam jadi tak jadi.Ok bye.

Dah lah jemput I dekat college sesat lepas tu nak park kereta depan I pun macam nak langgar I ke apa tah.Woahhhhh.Terus jadi berdebar-debar nak bukak pintu kereta takut nanti keluar gangster celah mana Hajar bawak ni.Tapi bila nampak muka Hajar,terusss wehhhhhhhhhhhhh rindunya kauu.hikhikhik.Terus jerit-jerit lupa dekat driver kejap.

Tapi jumpa Amid ,kawan Hajar yang kitew ceritew tadiw tuw memang takde rasa malu lansung.I mean takde nak cover ke sopan apa segala haram sebab dia pon tak tau malu suka buli orang.Sama lah macam bila jumpa Hajar.Akan menjadi diri sendiri seratus puluh puluh peratus bila bersama Hajar.Tak pernah rasa bosan bila bersama Hajar.Dan Hajar pon tak pernah rasa bosan bila bersama I.*confident*

Hoii,nak tau tak,nak tau tak budak yang aku jumpa beberapa jam ni berani betul siku aku.Tengok kan dah cakap dia tak tau malu.Lepas tu konon power lah tu asap shisha kuar bentuk bulat-bulat.Hajar,lepas ni kita shisha kita buat bentuk i love you terus.Kasi dia tercengang sikit.Ok.Tercengang banyak.

Tengok tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.Diew senyap-senyap jew sikuw kepalew kitew.Kitew bagitaw mak kitewwwwww kang.

Yang ni kite kidnap dia pukul 5 pagi padan muka.

Ok Kitew da ngAnToks Lar.NanTie kiTew cOteT-cOteT laGi taww.CukoP reMpiT taK kiTew?Ok,BabAi.

Elephants can breath through their butts.

Masa bagi speech untuk 1-minute speech minggu lepas,I tak prepare apa satu jadah haram pon.Esok nak present baru hegeh-hegeh googled Google.Eh betul kan ayat ni?Lepas tu ahaaaaaaaa,*ada gambar mentol kat kepala* yes yes dah dapat idea dah nak bagi speech apa.Aku nak bagi fakta-fakta menarik je lah esok.Google,google,google dan nah amek kau.Terus 10 facts aku bagi.Harap-harap cecah la 1-minute tu.Konon nak baca lambat-lambat lah ,nak eja satu-satu word lah segala.

Esoknya,nah amek terus 5 minute ke apa tah speech I jadi nya.Before tu dah plan macam nak buat comel-comel sikit macam dalam radio ke tv apa tah.Yang macam "did you know that...bla bla",sambil tangan tunjuk huruf satu lebih kurang macam tu lah.Tak faham kan,ok bye.Tapi jadi macamni.

Did you know that,dolphin can sleep with one-eye.........*semua blurr sebab I berhenti kejap telan air liur.gulp gulp*..err open?*tiba-tiba diorang macam owhh..hahahaa.owhhh*.Seterusnya.

Second fact,did you know that elephant is the only mammal that can't jump and mosquitoes have 47 teeth.But then I was mistakenly pronounced the word teeth as thief.So lecturer tu macam blur?

"What did you said?What do nyamuk have?Thief?What thief?"

"La.thief...thieffffffff.u knowwww.Thieffffff.alaaa".Sambil I macam bodoh weh beria-ria ni tunjuk gigi I.Lepas ni kena belaja sebut betul-betul.Tskkk.

Third fact,it is impossible to lick your own elbow.

And the lecturer was like,Oh really ahh?Sambil gigih try jilat siku beliau.Nak jugak tu kann.

If you're able to then you're a major freakkkkko.Haha.Boleh tak cakap camtu.Pale hotak kau nak mati.

Bla bla bla and the last facts is,

Did you know that turtles can breath through their butts which apparently we can't.

Yang ni memang dia bantai gelak.Siap bagitau paling suka facts ni.

"Okay.Haha. Interesting. I never knew that."

Dan sebab itu lah my supposed to be 1-minute speech dah jadi 5-minute speech sebab setiap kali satu fact I bagi,mesti banyak persoalan dari lecturer dan silly things happened.

Dan dan Hanis lagi kelakar comel gila.Masa class tadi tiba-tiba beria-ria ni tanya I,

"Babe, apa lagi interesting facts you present haritu ahh.Sebab semalam kan I share dgn facts tu dengan kawan-kawan I diorang bantai gelak gila wehh.I cakap yang elephant can breath through their butts tuuu.Haha .Cepat lah.Apa lagi eh?

"Babe.I bukan cakap turtle ke?Bila masa dah tukar jadi elephant ni."

Habis kena bantai gelak.HAHAHA.Dah lah tengah dalam class lepastu duduk paling depan sekali paling depannnn.Macam kalau lecturer rasa nak baling projector tu dari tempat beliau confirm boleh tepat kena Hanis lah.Confirm.Memang confirm.Ok lah bye.

Raya dah?

When he loves you,you 'll know it.

If he don't,you'll get confused.

So its raya and I dont feel like celebrating it like the years before.I dont know what or which part is lacking maybe it is because of the fact that raya is only fun and exciting when we were kids.Or maybe because my clostest cousin is not around.Another sadness.Or maybe because of the saddest fact that I have tons of assignment that need to be settled before the precious holidays end.Dah lah 'things-to-do' list aku hilang.Memang kalau buat baru aku letak dari no satu sampai sepuluh TIDUR MAKAN TIDUR MAKAN je lah.Semalam selongkar kotak harta karun.Macam-macam jumpa.Resit beli barang kat Watsons tahun 2006 pon nak simpan tah ape tah.Jumpa surat cinta masa PLKN dulu.Rindu kawan PLKN.Hasbi.Walaupun kau macam haram mulut laser zaz zaz zaz segala tapi takpe,aku tiba-tiba rindu kau do.Fira lagi lah.
Melaka yang banyak kumpul cerita sedih,nak datang lagi boleh?